Tonight I handed Aaron the mail and told him to take it downstairs to Dad. Aaron then yelled down to Emma to move her stuff off the stairs because he didn't want to hurt himself...
Aaron: "Emma come and move this stuff, I'm carrying a lot and don't want to hurt myself...Plus some of this stuff is sharp."
Mom: "Aaron, you're not carrying anything sharp, it's just the mail!"
Aaron: "Ya Mom, it's paper - it might give me a paper cut!"
He's got me there. Emma get your stuff off the stairs!